KAZ CRUSE AKERS
I've not stolen, plagiarized or appropriated any quotes. Promise. They are all mine.
(Except in the photo above...but I did nod to the author. My fave vegan restaurant!)
“Misery loves company doesn't work for me.”
Any sentence that starts with 'do you know what your
your problem is?' is going nowhere fast.
"Yes, I was listening but I'm not sure I heard you."
"I don’t want to run out of steam before I run out of life."
"This tastes so good it can't be good for me."
"Life is so… life."
"As a follower of Buddhist philosophy I tried to join the group Buddhists Without Boundaries. They rejected me. I guess there ARE boundaries."
"My answer to unusual, difficult and challenging experiences?: Well, that was interesting."
"Sometimes don't you feel like you're looking for the glasses you're already wearing?"
"When I eat if I don't get something on my clothes I don't feel I've really enjoyed the meal."
"Somedays the most important thing I need to do for myself is to hip check my inner asshat."
"When you tell me you have no idea what I'm talking about chances are you know exactly what I'm talking about."
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